Your Tim Minchin for today, is another fantastic love song... if you're... well... you'll see.

Cause I dig you,
Like Aussie's dig pies,
Like born-agains dig Jesus,
Like Jesus dug guys!

Your Tim Minchin for today is a perfect example of musical talent and a slightly skewif sense of humour, I love it:

Tim Minchin - comedian, musician, genius.

Your Tim Minchin for today is the world's most perfect love song...

Yes! The Law Lords have unanimously told the Director for Public Prosecutions to clarify the law on prosecuting people who help take relatives to commit suicide abroad. What a beautiful final act from the Lords.

In the UK the 1961 Suicide Act makes it illegal to help someone take their own life, punishable by up to 14 years imprisonment. Helping to take someone to the Dignitas clinic for example comes under this. They've never acted on it but the threat to the family is always there. Hopefully this will help put an end to that.

There's been a fight brewing over the years for this in Britain, hopefully this will take us a step closer to seeing some movement on a proper debate and maybe a big change.

Dear Torchwood,

I now no longer care. 

- scribbles.

Wow, I'm impressed. I didn't know you could make an episode entirely comprised of CRAP.

Seriously, almost 100% filler material. How do you do that?

How cute is this? I want one!

A squirrel has built up a close relationship with a builder who found him when he was only a week old. Nutty even showers with his surrogate "mum" Tony from Stockport and goes to work with him.

Squirrel - Builder!Mummy love.

I love the BBC.

Oh my god, Microsoft's Project Natal looks so GOD DAMN COOL.

Did I just use capslock? Oh yes people, yes I did. Sony, on the other hand have decided that this funky new technology called motion sensing is the new thing. I'm sure that will excite everyone who hasn't heard of the Nintendo Wii. An advertising campaign focused on the Amazon jungle might be good for that.

But lets face it, Microsoft's advertising campaing had a head start, anything with the slogan: "YOU are the controller." Was gonna push my buttons.

I say that without repentence.

Title: Dead Poultry and the Permanence of Ink [3/4]
Rating: R
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Humour

“It’s a yes or no answer and all that matters is that it’s honest.”
“Shoot me.”
“That’s really not the smartest thing to say around here sir.”
"Fair point."

 

( Read more... )
 

My exam results are due to be posted online this month. I don't know when this month but I've already started compulsively refreshing the page.

This is not a good sign.

Give me my results damnit!

Title: Dead Poultry and the Permanence of Ink [2/3]
Rating: R
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Humour

"Why do I have a kitchen full of dead, defrosting turkeys?"

"I'm staging a coup."

"With dead turkeys?"

"You'll never see it coming sir."

( Read more... )

Title: Dead Poultry and the Permanence of Ink [1/3]
Rating: R
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Humour/Smut


It was certainly lack of sleep that lead Jack to spend most of the night examining Ianto’s near perfect bottom. It was maybe lack of sleep - or possibly the suicidal urges he’d yet to shake off - that caused him to introduce that near perfect bottom to a marker pen.

With a giggle and a kiss he carefully printed: “If found, please return to my bed.”

( And signed it in his very best handwriting. )

Title: Kink Prompt 17 - Anal Plugs
Rating: R
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Humour

"That can't be practical."
"It's not meant to be practical, it's meant to be kinky."

( Read more... )

Title: Fence-Porn
Warnings: Sex, Language, Dark.
Pairing: Peter/Claude
Rating: R
Notes: Inspired by that picture.


"God I hate that beard," muttered Peter, certain his skin was tingeing pink.

"Tough," he growled and kissed him again.


( Fence-Porn )

You know I never had an opinion on Macs before. It's taken me 15 mins fighting with that devil system to send me wimpering back into the arms of a PC.

Satan uses Macs.

 Only available computers in the library right now are Mac OSX. They feel so wrong...

Yeah, I took my time doing them, but look, done now:


Fic: James Wilson/ Peter Petrelli
X: House/Heroes

( His trousers are missing, so is the other guy's shirt. He wonders briefly if they've eloped. )
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Fic: Jack Harkness/Angela Montenegro
X: Torchwood/Bones

( She smiles at him, all sweet and flirty. )






Fic: Jack Harkness/Ethan Rayne
X: Torchwood/BtVS

( That smirk deserves to be punched, or fucked. )





Fic: Major West/Jim
X: 28 Days Later. None.

( That scares him more than anything. )






Fic: Noah Bennet/Claude Rains
X: Heroes. None.

( When being shagged, Bennett noticed, the necessity for Claude to talk seemed inversely connected to the capacity to actually do so.  )

Yeah, I'm an entangled_now  groupie whore. Get over it.

The first ten (can I change to five?) people to comment with a pairing and a prompt get a fic, free! No small-print on your eternal souls at all folks so step right on up.

P.S. For anyone weird enough to care, if you click on the new "fic list" tag, you'll get a list of fic. How crazy is that?

I have neither seen nor read Twilight, hence have no opinion on it. 

But if one more person tells me it's original because the vampires can go out in the daylight I am going to start stapling copies of Dracula to their foreheads.